That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
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Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
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I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
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