It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
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We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
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soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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