my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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