I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Randomize