Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
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It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
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Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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