he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Randomize