It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
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I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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