franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
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I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Are we still banned from the library?
whose ass print is on the piano?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
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I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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