I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
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REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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