The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
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I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
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wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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