And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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