Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I wish i was in the wii world.
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So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
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I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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