Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
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All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
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You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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