i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
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the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
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I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
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