You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
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Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
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Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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