Who did Billy Mays play for?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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