i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
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The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
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The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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