Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize