i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
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If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Shame is for Republicans.
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