Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
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The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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