You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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