Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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