Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
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If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
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Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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