I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
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If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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