Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
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Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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