I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
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I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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