it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
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If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize