Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
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Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
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Why can't burritos get me drunk
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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