ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
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Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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