Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
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You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
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Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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