i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
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Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
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Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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