So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
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i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
the liver wants what the liver wants
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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