No, you can still breathe under the balls.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
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it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
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You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
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