Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
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Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
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I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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