I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
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Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
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If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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