Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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