I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize