just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
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I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
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I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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