You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
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No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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