butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
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Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
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Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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