Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
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