Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
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Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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