My first STD was from a foam party
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
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you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
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I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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