I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
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Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
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HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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