how do flat chested girls get laid?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
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If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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