We won't sleep together?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
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i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
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You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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