And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
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Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
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i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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