It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
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I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
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When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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