the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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