wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
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I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
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I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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